OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
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