wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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