is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
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I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
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Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
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