Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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