omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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