I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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