Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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