it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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