Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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