I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Randomize
