Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
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Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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