I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
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