oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
