I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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