let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
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There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
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I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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