she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
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he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
NoShamevember. You game?
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
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This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I love you. Go after that dick
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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