we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
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She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
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I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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