Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
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Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
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I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
So apparently I’m into choking now
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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