Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
