I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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