can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
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America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
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I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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