shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
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I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
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Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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