His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
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