you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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