I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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