but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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