I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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