This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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