my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
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I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
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My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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