I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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