It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
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You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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