Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize