You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
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Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
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Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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