No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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