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Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
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