After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
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How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
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It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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