omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
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Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
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The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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