remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
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She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
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My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
40s are totally the cure
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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