So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
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I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
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I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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