You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
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i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
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I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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