He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
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Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
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Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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