She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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