just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
they're like a gay fantastic four
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he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
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I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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