You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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