Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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