when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
you win again, gameday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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