why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
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Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
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be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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