He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Randomize
