so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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