he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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