I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Randomize
