I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
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Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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