chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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