Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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