And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
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Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
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And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year