You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
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Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
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Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?