There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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