she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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